{"id":2190,"date":"2015-10-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-04T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/?p=2190"},"modified":"2015-10-04T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-10-04T04:00:00","slug":"getting-a-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/?p=2190","title":{"rendered":"Getting a haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LegoGuy visited the local barber shop. The TV mounted to the ceiling had a dramatic Hindi movie playing, with the female lead chained to train tracks with a slow approaching train, while the male lead was frantically trying to save her. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what those barbers are looking at, while the patrons keep their fingers crossed as they wait.<\/p>\n<p>LegoGuy took solace in the saying: the difference between a good haircut and a bad one is&#8230; One week!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LegoGuy visited the local barber shop. The TV mounted to the ceiling had a dramatic Hindi movie playing, with the female lead chained to train tracks with a slow approaching train, while the male lead was frantically trying to save her. That&#8217;s what those barbers are looking at, while the patrons keep their fingers crossed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/?p=2190\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Getting a haircut&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2191,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cerejo.com\/legoguy\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}